Would you hire Steve Madonna? He has definitely taken the advice of “be creative” to an extreme with this Craigslist posting. I was a little skeptical at first but once he said he can make weapons out of anything, I was sold.
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Marshawn Lynch of the Super Marshawn brothers completes his Speedrun of the New Orleans Saints Level in a record breaking 18 seconds!
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The Pro Bowl is the single worst even of any of the big four sports. I’d rather watch an NFL preseason game. Jimmy Fallon and his posse put together a gem to commemorate its uselessness. Forget the 1985 Bears “Super Bowl Shuffle”. Step aside Jim McMahon. It’s all about the Pro Bowl Shuffle now…
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This has to be one of the best roller coaster pictures ever taken. All of these people look like they are having way too good of a time (especially the guy on the phone).
P.S. Does anyone else think the guy in the bottom right making the peace sign looks like Matthew Perry at all?
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I’ve never really watched The Office but one of my friends who loves the show sent this to me so I decided I would let everyone else decide if this is funny or not.
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Josh Hara 3 hours ago
Somewhere Al Gore is in a robe, eating a hamburger, watching a CNN report on the dead birds and yelling “I TOLD YOU SO” with his mouth full.
Nell Scovell 4 hours ago
Kudos to the Arkansas blackbirds who just received a MacArthur genius grant for their performance art piece, entitled “Why?”
i used to be a pet 4 hours ago
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
Cole Stratton 3 hours ago
Also, my phone wanted to auto correct whoah to Shoah. Cuz most people are probably texting about a 10 hour holocaust documentary.
Mark Mulkerron 2 hours ago
Somewhere a guy is holding in a fart while watching Black Swan with his date.
Jordan_Morris 3 hours ago
For maximum karma points, make sure your cloth grocery bag has a slogan that makes people feel shitty for not using cloth grocery bags.
Josh Hara 4 hours ago
Just think, soon it will be weird to not have dead birds falling out the sky.
Patton Oswalt 3 hours ago
I’m watching the saddest Xmas decorations in the saddest airport bar being packed up in the saddest way. #sad
Gabriel Marcus 5 hours ago
I’m thinking of going black, any potential pitfalls?
Jackson & Nima yesterday
#LessAmbitiousMovies: Schindler’s Grocery List.
Joe MacLeod 15 hours ago
The Girl With the Temporary Dragon Tattoo #lessambitiousmovies
Doug Benson 3 hours ago
DOLLAR BABY #LessAmbitiousMovies
Meredith Gran 15 hours ago
Edward Fingerhands #lessambitiousmovies
Paul Falvo 6 hours ago
There Will Be Sweat #lessambitiousmovies
Jena Friedman 11 hours ago
Motel Rwanda #lessamitiousmovies
Don’t Call Me Gaga 4 hours ago
Interview with the Umpire #lessambitiousmovies
Brandon Routh 13 hours ago
Inglorious Guys With Really Nice Parents #lessambitiousmovies
Joe Mande 6 hours ago
Something about how, like, burlesque is the steampunk of stripping? Or something? Does that even make sense? Who cares. #LessAmbitiousTweets
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I’m Starting To Think I May Not Have Wiped Enough – Has anyone ever had this happen before? (BE HONEST!)
