Spammiest URL Ever?

I don’t think I’ve ever come across a URL this bad in my entire life: http://www.freshconservative.com/Fresh_Conservative/Fresh_Conservative/Fresh_Conservative.html (paste the URL, I refuse to give them a link). To quote my friend Brian, this is definitely “SEO TO THE MAX!”. Nonetheless, their homepage ranks #1 for “Fresh Conservative”.

Charlie Sheen Parody – Winning

Check out Charlie Sheen’s newest hit song entitled “Winning”. This parody (Winning) is done by the same people (The Gregory Brothers) who created the “Bed Intruder Song” with Antoine Dodson. Definitely worth a listen to. Very creative. I really can’t believe some of the things that come out of Charlie Sheen’s mouth.

Lyrics:
I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to party
What’s not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That’s how I party
That’s how I party

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I’m bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

—– inspirational bridge —–

I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

I’ve got a list — help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets – WINNING
Bubblegum – WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone – EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing – WINNING
Slow pantsing – WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions – WEAK

Adonis blood – WINNING
Violent love – WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
Childbirth – WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING
Tinky Winky’s purse………duh, WINNING, WINNING

chorus

Man Asks Yahoo Answers For Help Translating

I feel really bad for the person involved but this below Yahoo Answers question has to be one of the most interesting ones I’ve ever seen asked on the site. I really wonder how he was able to get this woman into bed without knowing one word of French? I suppose that would be another Yahoo Question as well.
Man Asks For French Translating Help From Yahoo Answers

Text From Above:
How do you say this phrase in french?

I would like to be able to say this in french:
I am sorry that I have gotten you pregnant but really, it’s kind of your fault for not believing in birth control or abortions, I must travel back to the United States where my wife and family are missing me. I may travel back one day to see the child.
Please translate quickly, my plane leaves in 7 hours.
Picture courtesy of SomeEcards.com

Scent of an NBA All Star

Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian recently unveiled their own unisex cologne called “Unbreakable.” The Basketball Jones thought this might be the start of a trend, so they went down to Media Day to ask NBA All-Stars: If you had your own scent, what would you name it? Check out their hilarious responses.

TBJ LA: Scent of an All-Star from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

Video courtesy of Vimeo

Name Something You Pass Around

Okay so you’re on Family Feud and you’re really nervous and then Steve Harvey asks you, “We’ve got the top 6 answers on the board. Name something that gets passed around?” There’s loads of things that could instantly come to your head but this one I have to admit is awesome.

Video courtesy of YouTube

SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Rap

I never knew how amazing SEO could sound when you sing it in a rap song about “Page Rank”. This is definitely a must see video for anyone who is remotely interested in internet marketing or search engine optimization professionals.


Lyrics:
 Chuck back again so tell me what you thank,
new song new dance I call it the Page Rank,
so you want to get the listing,
in the top position,
if you pay attention I can show you how to get it,
start with your content, I done said it before,
250 words per page and you good to go,
add headers and titles,
cross links are vital,
make it easy to read use list items,
keyword rich is how its meant to be,
make sure you have good keyword density,
double check your navigation make sure your links function,
by order of importance I call it link sculpting,
unique meta information for all the pages,
trying to make sure you cover all the bases,
all text links should include keyphrases,
make sure you put the links in the right places,
inbound links are what you should be chasing,
great content and good link baiting,
make people link to the site you created,
to do that you gotta have great information,
I’m a tell you something else that works wonders,
Yahoo directory it cost 300
if you a dealer get links from distributors,
if you provide a service get content contributors,
it always helps to get links from manufacturers,
your links should always be adding not subtracting,
link quality is better than link quantity,
get valuable links thats a good link policy,
some people swap links I don’t recommend it,
others buy links well I wouldn’t spend it,
keyword stuffing is not a good practice,
if you doing that you’ll get stuck like a cactus,
do it the right way and be enthusiastic,
and over time your results will be fantastic,
pay attention class,
you need to act fast,
make a mad dash to the first instead of last,
take out your competition like trash,
and watch your page rank raise higher than gas…
Video courtesy of YouTube.

1800 PRU EASY

I’m testing something to see how long it would take me to rank for 1800 PRU EASY. If you had to guess how hard it would be to rank for 800-PRU-EASY, how long do you think it would take? I’m pretty sure that I’ll appear on the first page of Google for 800 PRU EASY within 24 hours. What do you think?

EDIT: This page is now ranking for 1800 PRU EASY, 800-PRU-EASY, and 1800-PRU-EASY within 10 minutes of posting. Wow, that was easy.

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