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Hilarious To Do List

Hilarious To Do ListQuick shout-out to Arel Moodie for the idea for this blog post (I basically stole it from something he posted on Facebook). Check out the list, you won’t be disappointed!

  1. Wear shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.
  2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
  3. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
  4. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
  5. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
  6. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C”. Enjoy the show.
  7. Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes The Lead,” enter it in horse races.
  8. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
  9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,”Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
  10. Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement
  11. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
  12. Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
  13. Smack a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising.
  14. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend’s soda. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
  15. Buy a turtle. Name it “The Speed of Light.” Tell everyone that I can run faster than The Speed of Light.
  16. Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed.
  17. Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
  18. Go trick-or-treating on April fool’s day.
  19. Jump into a taxi and scream “Follow that car!”
  20. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
  21. Make an alcoholic beverage and name it “responsibly.” Drink Responsibly.

What do you think?

You made it to the end of the list! How was it? What was your favorite item on the ‘To Do List’? Are you going to attempt any of them?

Would You Rather Wednesday: No Phone or No Internet for a Month

I apologize for skipping last week (it wont happen again, I swear!). Today’s Would You Rather Wednesday question is, “Would you rather have no phone or no Internet for a month?’ Some rules:

No Phone: You will no longer have your phone. You can’t use it for anything. You will have to find another way to keep in contact with all of your friends and make plans. You can’t use a house phone or a tablet computer either. You’ll have to use alternative methods such as carrier pigeons, email, aim, etc.

No Internet: You can’t use anything Internet related at all. Think of the Junior High School days when all you had was those brick Nokia phones that you played Snake on all day in class. You can’t use a computer for e-mails, streaming music, Facebook. If you have an iPhone, it will still operate as a phone but you’ll have no data plan (no browsing, no Draw Something, NOTHING!)
No PhoneORNo Internet

35 Tricks To Make Your Life Easier

I’m a huge fan of infographics and this one definitely does not disappoint. I’d like to thank my friend Dmitry who posted this on his Facebook because I would have never found it otherwise. This infographic gathers 35 amazing tips and tricks that range from everyday household hacks to getting some free stuff.

35 Life Hacks To Make Life Easier

Domestic Hacks

  1. Reverse Your Hangers
  2. Get Out Of The House In Time
  3. Unlock A Chain Lock From Outside
  4. Open A Banana The Right Way
  5. Remember To Bring Important Things
  6. Use Aluminum Foil Correctly
  7. Ice Cold Drink in 3 Minutes Flat

School / Education Hacks

  1. Sources For Your Thesis
  2. Buy Some Time
  3. Get Your Thumbdrive Back

Work / Productivity Hacks

  1. Get Paid To Poop
  2. Keep Motivated
  3. Work As Beer Taster

Free Stuff Hacks

  1. Free Phone Chargers
  2. Free Hotel Porn
  3. Free Air
  4. Free Hotel Reservation Cancellations
  5. Free Wi-Fi At Airports

Health / Body Hacks

  1. Don’t Lose Your Hair
  2. Change Your Circadian Rhythm
  3. Prevent Splashing
  4. Save A Life With Coconut
  5. Speed Up 911
  6. Cure Brain Freeze
  7. Sneeze Fast
  8. Combat Acne
  9. See In The Dark
  10. Avoid Sinus Congestion

Miscellaneous Hacks

  1. Extend A Remote’s Range
  2. Your Hand As A Ruler
  3. Reboot The Credit Card Machine
  4. Go Straight To Your Floor
  5. Spend Less Time In The Cold
  6. Test A Remote
  7. Extra Batteries

A Letter From President Barack Obama

Check out this cool letter that I received from President Barack Obama! My brother and I were recognized at The White House back in November for being a part of the Empact100 list of top young entrepreneurs and this was his way of thanking us. I think I’d rather have Jeremy Lin’s autograph but I think President Obama’s isn’t too bad.

Letter From President Barack Obama
The letter also came with this signed picture of him as well.
Signed Picture of President Barack Obama
Before anyone asks, yes the letter is hand signed and it is not a computer printed signature.

Would You Rather Wednesday: Be Eli Manning or Tom Brady?

With the Super Bowl still fresh in everyone’s mind (Sorry Rohan), I thought it would be a fun question to ask if you would rather be Eli Manning or Tom Brady. I’m sure everyone knows who they are so I’ll add some quick notes to think about:

Be Eli Manning: You just won the Super Bowl and named the Most Valuable Player. You have now won two Super Bowls (one more than your brother) and you are one of the most famous people in Sports right now. You’re probably considered an elite quarterback in the league and you’re coming off the best season in your career. You are a Tom Brady Assassin.

Be Tom Brady: You’re Tom Brady — what else do I need to say? You’re married to Gisele Bündchen and one of the best quarterbacks of all time. You’ve won 3 Super Bowls, 2 Super Bowl MVPs, 7 Pro Bowls, 2 NFL MVPs and you look like Tom Brady. You somehow manage to take whatever scrub squad of people that the Patriots assemble and make them look like superstars. You are “as cool as the underside of the pillow” and as good as it gets.

Be Eli ManningORBe Tom Brady

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